Football’s Over for Another Season

So I call Kirk on Sunday night while Craig and I are driving home from Portland. I heard the last quarter of the game on the radio.

Kirk answers the phone with, “What the fuck?!”

“Your Pats are bums,” I say. “Do you hear me? Bums!”

And that was the end of football season. Dinur alone is happy. I’m bracing myself for a year of “Priceless Pep Talks from Eli Manning.” Here’s his brother Peyton’s envoi performance: